Archive for the 'Food' Category


PORN- delicious, delicious PORN

…food porn that is

Go ahead and look... I won't tell ;)

Go ahead and look... I won't tell πŸ˜‰

Carne asada fries. I know, right?


Set it, forget it, lets fuck

All you need is an hour and a half, 10 minutes to prep, the rest to fuck :)

Funny... I was splayed out in a similar position in the next room πŸ˜‰

So earlier this week, to save on some money, O and I had some friends over for dinner and then drinks poolside.

I baked my first chicken. Crazy shenanigans, right? HAHA, I’ve made a whole turkey before, but never a lil ol’ chicken, and though I was anxious, it turned out amazing! Took no time at all, and O and I were able to get in a “workout” before company arrived.

So while I gave the chicken the “set it and forget it” treatment…

O was getting the “suck me and fuck me” treatment in the bedroom πŸ˜‰

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Yayyy long weekend!!!

Nom nom nom!

Nom nom nom!

Just cleaning my apartment before O gets off work. Movie date tonight, spring cleaning with the BFF tomorrow, and beach bonfire and other shenanigans with friends on Sunday.

No sex writing today, but feast your eyes on some chicken katsu. No matter what it is, any Hawaiian dish I pick up lasts me at least two meals. Delicious, but heavy. Good thing I’m in marathon training. More for my love of food– the health benefits are just a bonus πŸ˜‰


Cock Sauce

Mmm...cock sauce

Mmm...cock sauce

Sorry…not that kind of cock sauce πŸ˜‰ This one actually kinda burns upon hitting your tongue (HAHAHA). It’s the ethnic cousin of tabasco- its thicker, it lingers more, and has a garlicky punch.Β  It’s formal name? Sriracha, but more affectionately known as “rooster sauce”, due to its rooster logo on front.Β  At the dinner table with my brothers, however, “pass the cock sauce” is often heard.

After eating my first bowl of pho years ago as a kid, I was hooked. My family has kept a bottle of “cock sauce” in the fridge, the big one, too. πŸ™‚Β  Asian restaurants and grocery stores were the first to carry these bottles, and its now made its way to restaurants and large chain-store markets. I’ve noticed too, when in American restaurants being able to taste the distinct hot chili flavor. “Tastes like cock sauce, I wonder if thats what they used?” Now an American condiment, the chili, garlic, vinegar, salt, and sugar concoction is everywhere. New York Times sings its praises and discovers its roots here.


Obama’s Meat…

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No, not like that! I was browsing the news and it seemed that a video of Obama and Mccain were shown foregoing their scheduled Oval Office Lunch and instead going on a burger run.
That’s it. Nothing special. I think it’s funny when these kinds of things make the news, though I have to admit, I do love seeing Obama as a normal guy.Β  Something as banal as ordering a burger somehow reminds me he’s human. He ended up buying lunch for the press as well. A burger sounds good right now, actually, it’s been a while since I’ve had one. In-N-Out it is!
On another note, I couldn’t post this without a little sex, right? If you haven’t seen it before, here is… Obama’s meat! Haha, or at least… his face on a dildo. πŸ˜‰ The Head O State:
He comes in two colors: Democratic Blue and Presidential Gold. A delicious 7 1/2 inchesΒ  tall, and a girth of almost 2 inches.
Finally, a politician you can bump with without the scandal πŸ˜‰
I gotta admit, the face is a little goofy, but hey, who doesn’t have a funny O face? A president who satiates your stomach AND pussy?
Be. Still. My. Heart.
Now I’m just waiting to see how this tax haven ban is going to pan out…

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