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12
Jun
09

I WANT TO FUCK

Plain and simple.

This isn’t about O. Remember that scene in Forgetting Sarah Marshall when Kristen Bell’s character wants Jason Segal’s character back and is ready for some make up sex?

“MAYBE THE PROBLEM IS THAT YOU BROKE MY HEART INTO A MILLION PIECES AND SO MY COCK DOESN”T WANT TO BE AROUND YOU ANYMORE!!!”

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06
May
09

Obama’s Meat…

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No, not like that! I was browsing the news and it seemed that a video of Obama and Mccain were shown foregoing their scheduled Oval Office Lunch and instead going on a burger run.
That’s it. Nothing special. I think it’s funny when these kinds of things make the news, though I have to admit, I do love seeing Obama as a normal guy.  Something as banal as ordering a burger somehow reminds me he’s human. He ended up buying lunch for the press as well. A burger sounds good right now, actually, it’s been a while since I’ve had one. In-N-Out it is!
On another note, I couldn’t post this without a little sex, right? If you haven’t seen it before, here is… Obama’s meat! Haha, or at least… his face on a dildo. 😉 The Head O State:
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He comes in two colors: Democratic Blue and Presidential Gold. A delicious 7 1/2 inches  tall, and a girth of almost 2 inches.
Finally, a politician you can bump with without the scandal 😉
I gotta admit, the face is a little goofy, but hey, who doesn’t have a funny O face? A president who satiates your stomach AND pussy?
Be. Still. My. Heart.
Now I’m just waiting to see how this tax haven ban is going to pan out…

05
May
09

Pleasuring Myself

While Anthony Bourdain‘s No Reservations plays on the TV. Right now I have my round of sex blogs opened up in multiple tabs, and links from those blogs are just adding to my time-wasting.

As Bourdain wines and dines on shnitzel in Germany, I’m satiating my sexual appetite with sexy reads, old and new. I just stumbled upon The Sugarbutch Chronicles, a blog written by feminist queer butch Sinclair Sexsmith. Upon reading the first post, I bookmarked her, will definitely be keeping my eye on her work.

Had it been two years ago, one thing I would’ve given more thought to was declaring an interdisciplinary Major in Women’s Studies/Queer Studies/or Human Sexuality. For so long I’ve kind of fought this interest, mainly because I couldn’t settle with the idea of meeting with an employer and talking about my degree, esp. if that job had nothing to do with understanding the difference between gender and sex, or queer theory, or etc etc.

Sex and food. Sex and food. They are, at least in my experience, two inherently human desires and means of survival.

OK. I’ve been meaning to wean myself off the computer after one hour of “doing nothing” (surfing porn, reading up on the news, etc). I have about a dozen sex blogs and food blogs open. I’m searching for the best chocolate chip cookie recipe (which if I find, I shall post), some HNT (Half Nekkid Thursday) posts open, as well as the New York Times.

I should hit the books. Or the beach. This is what happens when I’m only taking four classes- I relax WAY too much for my own good. Which reminds me, gotta call into work as well as my internship.

This is why I write. Without it, I’d be absolutely unmotivated and forgetful to do anything else but eat, sleep, and fuck (not neccessarily in that order).

Besos!




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