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18
May
09

Dane Cook, YouPorn, and the Peanut Butter Smack…how you like me now biznitch?

Ohhh what a weekend. I went to San Diego’s Sun God Festival and had an EPIC time. But that’s a story for later- I just watched Dane Cook‘s Isolated Incident on Comedy Central. I was a huge fan of Dane Cook’s early stuff, and though I’m not his biggest fan today, I still tuned in to see what he had.

Dane Cook’s material is based on the observation of what people do and say and why. He’s kind of a comedic sociologist- he talks about awkward situations, he talks about what everyone things but never says.

On a more serious note, he brought up a really great topic.

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05
May
09

Pleasuring Myself

While Anthony Bourdain‘s No Reservations plays on the TV. Right now I have my round of sex blogs opened up in multiple tabs, and links from those blogs are just adding to my time-wasting.

As Bourdain wines and dines on shnitzel in Germany, I’m satiating my sexual appetite with sexy reads, old and new. I just stumbled upon The Sugarbutch Chronicles, a blog written by feminist queer butch Sinclair Sexsmith. Upon reading the first post, I bookmarked her, will definitely be keeping my eye on her work.

Had it been two years ago, one thing I would’ve given more thought to was declaring an interdisciplinary Major in Women’s Studies/Queer Studies/or Human Sexuality. For so long I’ve kind of fought this interest, mainly because I couldn’t settle with the idea of meeting with an employer and talking about my degree, esp. if that job had nothing to do with understanding the difference between gender and sex, or queer theory, or etc etc.

Sex and food. Sex and food. They are, at least in my experience, two inherently human desires and means of survival.

OK. I’ve been meaning to wean myself off the computer after one hour of “doing nothing” (surfing porn, reading up on the news, etc). I have about a dozen sex blogs and food blogs open. I’m searching for the best chocolate chip cookie recipe (which if I find, I shall post), some HNT (Half Nekkid Thursday) posts open, as well as the New York Times.

I should hit the books. Or the beach. This is what happens when I’m only taking four classes- I relax WAY too much for my own good. Which reminds me, gotta call into work as well as my internship.

This is why I write. Without it, I’d be absolutely unmotivated and forgetful to do anything else but eat, sleep, and fuck (not neccessarily in that order).

Besos!

01
May
09

Class?

It’s a beautiful Friday afternoon, and I have class in an hour. Fuckk class today, I’ll just make sure not to skip another one 😉

It’s always a danger to come home from his place before I go to class. I always get comfortable, have some breakfast, bullshit online, and the worst, the absolute WORST of all, is that I start surfing for porn.

And, well, I never make it to class 😉

It starts off pretty innocently… check my e-mail, facebook, news. Then I’ll start wanting to check up on some blogs. And this is where it begins. I open tab a couple of my fav. sex blogs, and out of habit, I’ll surf for some porn. I’ll find something I like, thinking “just one vid, just one…”, and well, like beer it goes from one to two to about four and I’m collapsed on my bed with my panties around my ankles, my pussy lips well abused, and I’m absolutely spent.

Now that I think about it…

I haven’t watched porn yet today, and my man hasn’t been giving me any for the past week 😦

Guess I’m in for a quick fix…




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