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01
Mar
10

La Roux’s “I’m Not Your Toy”

Love, love is like a stubborn youth
That you'd rather just deny
I'm walking on a broken roof
While I'm looking at the sky
 
It's all false love and affection
You don't want me
You just like the attention
Yes it's all false love and affection
You don't like me
You just want the attention
 
I'm not your toy
This isn't another girl meets boy x2
 
Love, love hides in a smoky light
And I can never find the truth
Boy, your touches leave me mystified
And I wish I could believe in you
 
Yes it's all false love and affection
You don't want me
You just like the attention
Yes it's all false love and affection
You don't like me
You just want the attention
 
I'm not your toy
This isn't another girl meets boy x3
 
It's all false love and affection
You don't want me
You just like the attention
Yes it's all false love and affection
You don't like me
You just want the attention
 
I'm not your toy
This isn't another girl meets boy
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26
Feb
10

Lily Allen’s “Fuck You”

Look inside,
Look inside your tiny mind
Now look a bit harder
Cause we’re so uninspired,
so sick and tired of all the
hatred you harbor

So you say
It’s not okay to be gay
Well I think you’re just evil
You’re just some racist who
can’t tie my laces
Your point of view is medieval

Fuck you (Fuck you)
Fuck you very, very much
Cause we hate what you do
And we hate your whole crew
So please don’t stay in touch

Fuck you (Fuck You)
Fuck you very, very much
Cause your words don’t translate
And it’s getting quite late
So please don’t stay in touch

Do you get,
Do you get a little kick out of
being slow minded?
You want to be like your father
It’s approval your after
Well that’s not how you find it

Do you,
Do you really enjoy living a
life that’s so hateful?
Cause there’s a hole where
your soul should be
Your losing control of it and
it’s really distasteful

Fuck you (Fuck You)
Fuck you very, very much
Cause we hate what you do
And we hate your whole crew
So please don’t stay in touch

Fuck you (Fuck You)
Fuck you very, very much
Cause your words don’t
translate and it’s getting
quite late
So please don’t stay in touch

Fuck you, Fuck you, Fuck you,
Fuck you, Fuck you, Fuck you,
Fuck yooooou

You say
You think we need to go to war
well you’re already in one
Cause it’s people like you
who need to get slew
No one wants your opinion

Fuck you (Fuck You)
Fuck you very, very much
Cause we hate what you do
And we hate your whole crew
So please don’t stay in touch

Fuck you (Fuck You)
Fuck you very, very much
Cause your words don’t
translate and it’s getting
quite late
So please don’t stay in touch

Fuck you, Fuck you
Fuck you, Fuck you
Fuck you, Fuck you

25
Feb
10

In the words of Michael Jordan…

Musicians and athletes fall of the face of the Earth to pursue other things.  Some resurface, others stay hidden amongst the “regular people”. Others just kinda wash up, get another fifteen minutes, then disappear again. Some examples:

  • Mase left to follow God
  • After ten years, Sade releases an album that sells half a million copies during its first week of release
  • Some people, like Evander Holyfield, are like zombies…they just keep won’t go away, despite being banned from boxing in New York. The  man will take what he can get, even managing to cha cha his way into Dancing with the Stars
  • Michael Jordan retired shortly after the murder of his father in 93.
  • And then returned in ’95.
  • And then retired again in ‘99.
  • And then returned in 2001.
  • And was finally done in 2003.

I am no means an artist or an athlete, but I know I’ve been itching to get back to writing. To reading. To immersing myself back in tales of lust and love, to hitting my laptop’s flour-dusted keys as I scroll through various recipes of red velvet cake, looking for just the perfect one. The cake, which I have made three times now, is a definite keeper, by the way 😉

So this is a means to gently wake Sex & Food, and in hopes of actually cultivating this blog into something bigger.

I’m back.

24
Feb
10

Nothin’ On You

beautiful girls all over the world
i could be chasing but my time would be wasted
they got nothing on you baby
nothing on you baby
they might say hi and i might say hey
but you shouldn’t worry about what they say
cos they got nothing on you baby
nothing on you baby

not not not nothing on you babe
not not nothing on you
i know you feel where i’m coming from
regardless of the things in my past that i’ve done
most of really was for the hell of the fun
on the carousel so around i spun (spun)
with no directions just tryna get some (some)
tryna chase skirts, living in the summer sun (sun)
this is how i lost more than i had ever won
and honestly i ended up with none

there’s no much nonsense
it’s on my conscience
i’m thinking baby i should get it out
and i don’t wanna sound redundant
but i was wondering if there was something that you wanna know
(that you wanna know)
but never mind that we should let it go (we should let it go)
cos we don’t wanna be a t.v episode (t.v episode)
and all the bad thoughts just let them go (go, go, go)

beautiful girls all over the world
i could be chasing but my time would be wasted
they got nothing on you baby
nothing on you baby
they might say hi and i might say hey
but you shouldn’t worry about what they say
cos they got nothing on you baby
nothing on you baby

not not not nothing on you babe
not not nothing on you
hands down there will never be another one
i been around and i never seen another one
look at your style they ain’t really got nothing on
and you out and you ain’t got nothing on
baby you the whole package plus you pay your taxes
and you keep it real while them other stay plastic
you’re my wonder women call me mr. fantastic
stop.. now think about it

i’ve been to london, i’ve been to paris
even went out there to tokyo
back home down in georgia to new orleans
but you always still to show (still to show)
http://www.elyricsworld.com/nothin’_on_you_lyrics_b.o.b.html
and just like that girl you got me fro (got me fro)
like a nintendo 64 (64)
if you never knew well now you know (know, know, know)

beautiful girls all over the world
i could be chasing but my time would be wasted
they got nothing on you baby
nothing on you baby
they might say hi and i might say hey
but you shouldn’t worry about what they say
cos they got nothing on you baby
nothing on you baby

not not not nothing on you babe
not not nothing on you
everywhere i go i’m always hearing your name (name, name)
and no matter where i’m at girl you make me wanna sing (sing)
weather a bus or a plane or a car or a train
no other girls in my brain and you the one to blame

beautiful girls all over the world
i could be chasing but my time would be wasted
they got nothing on you baby
nothing on you baby
they might say hi and i might say hey
but you shouldn’t worry about what they say
cos they got nothing on you baby
nothing on you baby

not not not nothing on you babe
not not nothing on you
yeah and that’s just how we do it
and i’ma let this ride
B O B and bruno mars

09
Jun
09

Broken

broken_heart3

I haven’t cried so hard in such a long time.

05
May
09

Recession Wine

Recession Wine In this economy, your best friends are Trader Joe’s two buck chuck, Barefoot Wine, and if you HAVE to get all exotic and international, Australia’s Yellowtail. Starting to experiment with cooking with wine (as an ingredient as well as a pre-dinner draank). Not to mention to post-dinner/pre-bedtime
sleep inducer 🙂 Sounds like the habits of a new alcoholic, I know. No worries, as low as the prices are, the wine budget is extremely low in my apartment anyway 🙂

26
Jan
08

Just do it

I’m always late in the game when it has come to the wonderful world wide web. I remember browsing blogs for a couple years before I even started my own, back on xanga.

I’ve been picking up my mom’s smut since I was in middle school (there was nothing else to read in the house, honest), yet I didn’t have my first kiss till I was 18. But since then its been a dirty, naughty, road well traveled. 🙂

I felt guilty and scared looking at porn at my age, I was afriad I would get caught, get in trouble, so instead I would search for sexy words and descriptions instead of pictures and videos. Don’t get me wrong, but there was something just as arousing about using your imagination to pair with dirty, dirty words: his wet, hot tongue slid between my pussy lips, my thighs gripping his head like a vise. That just sent a shiver down my spine 🙂

My love for reading & fascination with sex soon had me reading sex blogs, and I remember the few I would persue daily:

My First Time (in recent years I’ve seen it mentioned in a commercial, lol)
Girl With a One Track Mind (before she got famous, ousted, and wrote a book)
Sex Kitten (to my delight, after a year’s hiatus, she’s back!!!! this must be a sign ;))

The second two blogs were especially dear to me, as odd as that sounds, and I think its because they’re both so excellently written by two very career/life-driven, motivated, I-wont-take-your-bullshit women who were so strong about their sexuality. They were my idols, lol!

I can’t believe its taken me so long to start this. I probably think about sex as much as the average teenage boy- and I think I can even challenge that. This will be my healthy outlet. 🙂

I guess what I’ve been afraid about starting a sex blog is privacy. I’m just that lucky to be the person that runs into people at the most inopportune times.

So why sex and food? Apparently, you get the same spikes of happiness and content after a good session of fucking or after a really good meal that hits the spot. And heroin? Supposedly it delivers the same high.

I’ve never done heroin. I never plan to. I love sex. I love food. No cocaine for me.

And also, I’m the kind of gal that could fuck you for hours, then feed you a home-cooked meal* so satisfying and energizing I could climb back on for more. ;)

*this is not to say I’m a stay-at home chick who only spends time in the bed and kitchen. If that’s what you’re looking for, you’re in the wrong place. 🙂




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